The Devil Came on Horseback

Ew, wipe off that horse's back, Satan.

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans

This title has more colons than Katie Couric

Over Her Dead Body

And to think, I actually used to LIKE movies.

Life Is Hot in Cracktown

But, the upside: crack

The Final Destination

I was hoping that this final "Destination" would include an awesome twist - something along the lines of "This whole time, the part of death has been played by TV's original bad-boy, Richard Grieco." No such luck.

Whiteout

What's more boring: liquid paper or Kate Beckinsale? Get ready for a Whiteout!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains

Or, "How I Welcome People Into My Apartment."

The Haunting in Connecticut

My reaction to this film was pretty much the same as my take on living in Connecticut for two and a half years... Eh.

Young @ Heart

It made me cry even more than "Space Chimps"

Doubt

Molest-acular!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Beautiful but slow, kinda like Denise Richards.