Basket Case

Judging from the title, I thought it would be about a sassy lawyer, played by Shaquille O'Neal. I'm so glad I was wrong.

Soylent Green

Let's just say that soylent green ain't exactly a vegan dish

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

They stole my idea! I wrote a screenplay entitled "Junkies 2: Back in the Habit." Coincidence?

Things We Lost in the Fire

I think I'll miss my fire insurance policy the most

Bastard out of Carolina

Is there any other kind of Carolinian?

Bloodsucking Freaks

The producers figured that this was a catchier title than "TMZ: The Movie"

Dance with a Stranger

In my opinion, the Funky Chicken should always be done anonymously