Miss Marple Mysteries: A Pocketful of Rye

From the people who brought you "Snoop Dogg's Throwdown: A Satchel Full of Weed" and "Lint Master 3"

I Know Who Killed Me

...And pop culture just hit an all-time low. Save the date!

Hotel Rwanda

Can I get a late check-out?

The Happy Hooker

As seen in group therapy alongside the Manic-Depressive Panty Sniffer and Sparky, the O.C.D. Clown

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

...But, I already reviewed "The Happy Hooker"

Brief Encounter

A heartwarming tale about my last visit to The Faultline (although, truth be told, I actually prefer boxers)

Gorillas in the Mist

What's next, sloths in the hot tub? This spa sucks.

The 12 Dogs of Christmas

I'm sorry to see that your mom didn't make the cut

The Mother

Sounds like your mom! Wait, that doesn't work...

Dark Victory

Y'know, like when you take a really difficult poo, but then it finally comes out? That's a total dark victory.