The Love Bug

Don't sugar-coat it, doc; it's called "chlamydia"

300

...That's how many boners I got while watching this homo-thon

The Strangler's Wife

Honey, could you buy some more piano wire?

The Human Stain

Looks like Monica Lewinsky made a movie*

*This joke expires in June, 1998

The Last Seduction

No more seductions until after dinner, young man

The Devil's Advocate

Supporting evil decisions since 1732

The Shape of the Moon

Let me save you some time - IT'S ROUND

Ringside: The Best of Mike Tyson

WARNING: May contain lots of rape

Sexual Matrix

Undoubtedly, one of my favorite lessons in school - it's right up there with the Logarithm Method and the Blowjob Geode