Ichi the Killer


Other highlights of Ichi's résumé include multitasking, being a real "people person" and 2 years with the Ice Capades

The Hitcher


Of all the airheaded bimbos in the history of slasher flicks, I'd say that C. Thomas Howell is the dumbest (and quite a slut, to boot)

Liberty Stands Still


This is definitely on my list of films to see, right below "Paint Drying" and "This Sore Is Getting Bigger"

Runaway Jury


Hey, that jury stole my wallet... and my heart!

The Horse Whisperer


Psst! This movie sucks.

10,000 Black Men Named George


Let's see, there's George Washington Carver, George Jefferson... OK, I'm tapped - who are the other 9,998?

Bitter Moon


Sample line of dialogue: "Kiss my hairy, cratered ass!"