Hide and Seek


Dakota Fanning's creepiest performance since "Uptown Girls"

The Life Aquatic


Hmm, looks like someone thinks their shit doesn't stink. Well, I'm here to tell you, it does.

My Girl


I especially liked the scene in which the prison rape was interrupted by a shiv-a-thon... Oh, wait, that was "My Bitch." Sorry.

Deliverance


Soooo romantic

Cold Creek Manor


I once took a crap that was more entertaining than this movie

The Virgin Suicides


Hi, I'm disaffected. Me too! Let's be sisters!

The Dancer Upstairs


Her downstairs neighbors must hate her