The Extraordinary Seaman

The navy has done a real bang-up job of dispelling that whole "Sailors are gay" myth

Bend It Like Beckham

Riding the heels of other UK favorites such as "Shave It Like Sheldon" and "Oh, Crackers!"

A Price Above Rubies

Zellweger as a Jew? 'Nuff said.

The Killer Must Kill Again

And the screenwriter must find a synonym for "Kill"

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

As opposed to what? Abe Vigoda's Frankenstein? Possible tagline: "It's Alive... Sort of."

End of Days

a.k.a. "End of Film Career"

Way of the Gun

Just follow North BLAMerson until you cross the Friendly Fire Turnpike, then hang a left on He-Was-Asking-For-It Boulevard

I Spit on Your Grave

Oh, yeah? Well, the joke's on you because before I died, I spit on the cemetery gate, which means that in order to spit on my grave, you had to put your hand in my spit. Take that, Spitty!

It's Pat: The Movie

WORKING TITLE: "It's Pat: The Soul-Crushing Waste of Time"

After School Specials: Class of '81-'82

So, let me get this straight - cancer and alcoholism are bad? I'm really starting to rethink some of my life decisions... like becoming a cancer merchant, for instance.