The 24th Day

FULL TITLE: "The 24th Day of Acting Class and Still, No Talent"

Jade

And now, MI50WOL would like to present the coveted "Least Tough Actor to Ever Be Typecast as a Tough Guy" Award to... David Caruso! Congratulations, suck-bomb.

Glory

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Capote

Why didn't those two nice writers ever get married?

Blood In, Blood Out

...Got that straight? Well, then, you just passed Uruguay's most rigorous cardiology exam.

The Proposition

Hauntingly brutal, cathartic and drenched in blood – kind of like Kirstie Alley’s last menstrual flow

Mrs. Dalloway

You can pay for an entire seat, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!

Carrington

The only thing more thrilling than the first ten minutes of this movie ARE THE LAST TWO-HUNDRED THIRTY!!!

A Passage to India

If this movie doesn't get your heart racing, THEN YOU MUST BE IN A COMA!!!

Nowhere in Africa

Could you be any less specific?

The Motorcycle Diaries

Vroom! Does Billy really like me? Vroom!

Wilde

...Crazye...

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

I don't care what you call it; a gang-bang is still a gang-bang.

25th Hour

Time to fix your clock!

My Mother Likes Women

Women's response: no thanks

Monsoon Wedding

This movie takes the premise of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" to its most extreme conclusion

The Underneath

It's OK, you can say it... "Crotch"

Better Sex Through Yoga: For Gay Men

Wanna watch a movie with me?

The Dead Zone

Located smack-dab between your ears... SUCKER!

Irreversible

As if we needed another reason to hate the French

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Racism is the new black

Transformers - EARLY REVIEW

Even though I haven't seen it, I'm willing to bet that Michael Bay was able to "transform" his 150 million dollar budget into a frothy bucket of piss