Hmm, from where I'm sitting, it looks more like "Poop-arazzi"
The Worm Eaters
Starring Jimmy Stewart, Jessica Tandy and Squirmy, the Nightcrawler (whom they eat... because they're dead... see, that's the joke)
Rules of Attraction
Rule #1: Be able to give me a boner.
Rule #2: Let's do it.
Rule #3: Stop talking.
Random Harvest
Favorite scene: when they start pulling toasters and rubber nipples out of the ground... Truly, it was a random harvest.
Transformers
While enduring the 2-and-a-half hour running time, I started to wish that my popcorn would transform into a bucket of cyanide
Transformers - WAIT, THERE'S MORE
It's got "more than meets the eye," alright - it sucks harder than a hooker at a blowjob convention
Transformers - OK, LAST ONE
Did this dialogue come from a can? Because I think it's gone bad. [please also see my "Early Review" from a few weeks ago]
Dancer in the Dark
Could someone turn on a goddamn light? I'm barking up my shins something fierce... Oh, wait - I'm blind.
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