A bilingual buddy cop flick from Canada? The term "merde" comes to mind.
Nights in Rodanthe
When I first saw the poster for this movie, I thought the title was "Nights in Rodan, The." True story.
The Final Destination
I was hoping that this final "Destination" would include an awesome twist - something along the lines of "This whole time, the part of death has been played by TV's original bad-boy, Richard Grieco." No such luck.
The Haunting in Connecticut
My reaction to this film was pretty much the same as my take on living in Connecticut for two and a half years... Eh.
I Am Legend
If I were Will Smith's agent, I would advise him to follow the success of "I, Robot" and "I Am Legend" with the poetry slam throw-down epic "Iambic Pentameter" and the Latin themed "¡Aye Carumba!"
H.H. Holmes: America's First Serial Killer
He wanted to be America's first pastry chef, but that milestone had already been reached. Here's to plan B!
To Live and Die in L.A.
Let's see... 236, 237 and 238... It's official! Friedkin used every single '80's cop-movie cliché in this poo magnet.
Robot Stories
It was the best of times, it was the worst of... DESTROY! DESTROY! ...Ahem, as I was saying, call me Ishmael, you lowly mortal flesh puppet... STORY MALFUNCTION - ABORT! ABORT!
**This entry was brought to you by the WGA writers' strike.
Midsomer Murders: Strangler's Wood
Choking the life out of somebody is rude enough, but to do so while sporting a massive boner is just unseemly.
People Will Talk
Y'mean millions of organisms that possess the power of speech will eventually utilize that skill? Gee, that's quite a prediction there, Nostra-Dumbass.
Star 80
Well made, but Eric Roberts is going to get a tummyache if he keeps chewing all that scenery
This Is England
Well, that explains all of the crooked dentistry and lingering Revolutionary War angst
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